I Got Nuttin’

We got a comment today saying the blog was “very interesting to me.”  Does that mean we are on to sum’n now????  And, if so, have we violated our very premise?

Hmmmmm…..

Some people noticed we haven’t posted in a while.  I don’t think that is very fair.  After all, in this age of rampant consumerism and “me-first” attitudes, havin’ nuttin is a lot harder’n havin sum’n.  So if you got a complaint, don’t send it to us, because if you do, we’d have sum’n, not nuttin.  And that breaks the rules. 

 You with me on this?

Important validation of our view on life:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070824/ap_on_sc/universe_hole

For the last few days our servers have been down.  Do I detect irony?  Without the server, I got nuttin’.  But, with the server, I was able to add to this blog, so now I got more nuttin’ than I’ve ever had.  Isn’t it sum’in’ that you can have more nuttin’,  just by gettin’ more sum’in’?

I got nuttin’ on Michael Vick.  He found a company in Atlanta that was willing to pay him $100M to NOT organize dog fights.  “Don’t do this kind of thing, and you get $100M.”  That kind of jack changes your grandchildren’s lives.  And he couldn’t figure out how to do it.
I may got nuttin’, but Mike’s got even less upstairs.   Who knew his brother was the smart one?  Skip the courts, let the dogs decide the punishment.

Did you notice?  No posts over the weekend.  At least we aren’t lying - we plainly got nuttin’.

I got nuttin’, but I want a little sumin’, so I went to the bank to get a $20,000 loan. Banks have a nasty tendency to want sumin’ for their money.

The bank guys asked “What are you going to secure this loan with?”

I told them “I Got Nuttin’”

BG “You have to have sumin’!”

Me, realizing I am in a real life Abbot and Costello routine, but can’t stand thought of passing up an opportunity to see how long I could keep this going, responded with “I Got Nuttin’ that should be OK.”

Oddly I couldn’t keep it going as long as you would think…

If I had sumin’, I wouldn’t need nuttin’, would I?

Morale of the story: If you ain’t got sumin’, then you ain’t gonna get nuttin’

I got nuttin’ on Twitter.  Clearly I’m not the demographic, but I really don’t get it.  There are only two reasons why I would want to know where you are and what you are doing at all times:  1) I owe you money and I want to avoid you or, 2) you are near the liquor store and are willing to stop and get me something.  Otherwise, I’m not sure I care about your mundane movements.

I got nuttin’ on that deal.

Like most of you, there are plenty of times in my life when I think “I got nuttin’ to add to this conversation.” Maybe I’m uninterested in the subject. Maybe I don’t know much about the subject. Maybe I really think it’s dumb, and don’t have anything to add.

Well, that’s why we’re here. To celebrate those moments in your life when you truly got nuttin’. And if you don’t care about that, well then you found the right place!

Welcome to I got nuttin’. Drop by any time, see if I ever get anything. Tell your friends to stop by. And remember, it’s possible to have nuttin on any number of subjects.   Technology. Corporate America.  Politics.  Sports.  Movies.  Relationships. Food. Travel.  I got more nuttin’ than most people got somethin’.

And feel free to tell me if you got nuttin’ on a subject too. After all, if it worked for Seinfeld, it should work for you.